Last night there was a great change in my life. Something so unbelievable I dare not speak it to anyone, especially those living in Israel, for they may return from Israel summarily after hearing it. Last night, I took it upon myself, along with Casey Byrne, revered physicist, and bit of kelp, to move my computer with my new graphics card, processor, heat sink, power supply, and ram and hook it up to the 46’ Samsung 1080p LCD sitting across the room. Well after about 30 minutes of plugging stuff in, I saw the sweetest sight these eyes have ever seen....Counterstrike: Source running at 1080p, 16:9, and 60 fps on a 46 inch LCD television. When I tell you that the game has completely changed because of this, it is certainly an understatement. No words can do this justice. The magnitude of this discovery is unparalleled by anything this world has ever known. Splitting the atom was alright, but did not come anywhere close to beauty, splendor, and chaos that this discovery has unleashed upon my simple, meaningless life. Last night I played Counterstrike until the retinal vessels within my eye showered my cheeks in blood. I am writing this post at work, because it is the only thing that will allow me to keep my sanity until I return home and can once again bask in the warm glow of electronic euphoria. This morning when I awoke, the air was fresher, my breakfast was tastier, my dump was smellier, and life in general was all that much better. For those of you who have not found meaning in this world, I implore you, come to Marietta, Georgia and I shall show you what the physical manifestation of inner peace looks like.
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marietta?
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